Monthly Archives: April 2004

Listerine makes my nose run.

I thought those commercials were kind of silly, aimed at sissies and such. I mean really, as if a mouthwash could ever be intimidating? Ha! Well I was wrong. The stuff is remarkably intense. Never fear though, I will continue to scoff at commercials. Like fried chicken is good for you? And now their trying [...]

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To sleep, perchance to dream.

My brain has been working overtime these days. It just won’t shut up. Normally I don’t think this would bother me, but it is interfering with my sleep. Slumber does not find me nearly quickly enough anymore. Sleeping has never been particularly difficult for me. I go to bed, and within 15 minutes my little [...]

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I’d give him a ha! and a hi-ya! and I’d kick him.

When George Lucas speaks I have to restrain an urge to punch him in the nose. I would offer to punch him in the chin, but someday he’ll shave that little beard of his off and all the world will discover he has no chin … his face just kind of becomes his neck. It’s [...]

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You think you know someone …

And then you find out they prefer paper plates to the real thing. Tragic.

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Hunger strike.

It seems I’ve spoiled my pet fish. I bought him new food which he refuses to eat. At this rate, I guess we may just find out how long a betta can live without eating.

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