My friend Wendy has gone into early labor and has now been sent home from the hospital twice. What I don’t understand is why they bothered to push her out the door while telling her she’s probably going to be back there in just a few hours if her labor doesn’t stop. They also encouraged [...]

I couldn’t reach Seester today to offer my apologies and congratulations at the same time. I suppose this will have to do for now. Here’s to Seester then: I wish you a very happy future together. I’m sure things won’t be flawless, but this does mean you will no longer have to eat that dog [...]